Mommy Tooted!

Ryan and Lauren started this thing where I get blamed for every “toot” that happens in our house.

This morning Ryan went into Lauren’s room to get her up for the day. Ryan said you could smell the poop as soon as you walked in the room. He asked her, “Lauren, did you poop?” She told him no. Then looked at him and proclaimed, “Mommy tooted!” First of all, I had already left for work several hours before this and I have never tooted in my life – Mommies just don’t do that. If I ever did, I’m sure it was involuntary and smelled like roses!

When I had called home this morning to talk to Ryan, Ryan told me about this morning’s funny. I could hear Lauren in the background shouting, “Mommy tooted! Mommy tooted!”